Wednesday, January 28, 2015

A Matter of Life and Death. Part Three.


"There is more in the Heavens and the Earth, Horatio

Then is dreamt of in your philosophy" - Hamlet. W. Shakespeare.




The current afterlife hypothesis' that are most frequently subscribed to are often concurrently, and blindly, adopted - or are plainly indoctrinated into the mind from youth. All these schemes, however sincere, are guilty of using faith as a prop-up mechanism and immortality as a mass appeal 'get out of death - alive! card', mass appealls to faith and offering people what they think they want; is religion. Afterlives appear, and have appeared since we dawned as a species, as beliefs of devout conviction, in almost all minds. This is a sort of basic human theological truism of life (this trusim being an exception to the definition of the word as afterlives are fictitious). Afterlives, the entire, almost endless catalogue of them, are a result, once again, of the idiom of: too much faith leading to religion - too much faith is the leading cause of beliefs that consider afterlives as facts - not as mere quixotic escapes from temporal "mortal coils" or unimaginitive philosophies (Ohh Horatio...).



Afterlives exist only as human constructs after all, and as Hamlet says, philosophies are much more impoverished and banal than the cosmos' philosophy. I do not mean to say here that the cosmos has a mind or an ideology or position on death. I mean to say that the cosmos itself, it's existence, it's laws and bizarre objects are more grand by far, than any philosophy we have ever concocted - the cosmos compared to theology makes theology and it's afterlife hook appear as a bankrupt dream, that the impoverished mortal mind one day hopes, but will always fail, to cash in upon death.


"Man is poised halfway between the Gods and Beasts" 

Thanks, Brady.

Friday, January 23, 2015

The Real Qur'an. Sura 2:The Cow! (holy cow!) Part.3

The Real Qur'an. Sura 2. The Cow! Part three...

SURA 2 - THE COW (moooooo!) holy cow!

Medina - 286 verses (Allah allowed me to condense this SURA and update it for people who know the earth goes AROUND the sun).

"In the name of God the compassionate the merciful" 


To whomever is a polytheist, there are few people that God despiseth more than those who believe in more than one Deity, despite the logical consistency that if one can use faith and logic to arrive at the true belief in one God, the same logic and faith can be used as evidence in favour of two or more omnipotent Gods. Surely the polytheist is near the most vile creation in all the cosmos. The cosmos which has only Allah to thank or blame for he is "Sole maker of heavens and the Earth", multiverses are not for the mind of Allah nor the more feeble minds of his human conscripts and credulous converts as heaven does not include causally disconnected space-times.
To the polytheist there is some relief, as some hate is aimed at the covetous over the multi-deist, "and God knoweth the offenders" "and thou wilt surely find them men most covetous of life, beyond even the polytheists". This implies a covetous polytheist is close to the epitome of evil, even the merciful Allah who created such abominations as polytheists, can protect them from himself. As he told the fictional Abraham "embrace not the doubters" "and the people of hell shall not be questioned". The consequences for Hindus are therefore immense, and I urge you to convert now and accept my words as if they are Allahs, because they are. 

To the Abrahamic people of faith, or "people of the Book". You have read the latest revelations in this only true Qur'an, yet still are over-respecting the old or new testaments, or the original Qur'an over this new edition. Gods earlier trilogy of sacred writings, are works of the prophets, such as "Moses' or "Jesus" but focusing on them, you ignore Allahs old and new Qur'an's, perhaps due to the apparent caprice of a God that is handing down to us more than one holy scripture. The point is that three times our Lord completed Holy books, and now you must accept one more revelation from God, for the new millennia - this is the Real Qur'an and is rare, being the only perfectly revealed Book in the Universe, at the present time. The Qur'an is now replaced by this new volume from God. Muhammad (pblessuh) has passed the prophecy torch to me (pbume), Allah informs me this is true, via the angel Gabriel so I know its a fact. I further know it is true as each time I have a fit, I hear the voices in my head, as many a prophet of days past also had seizures of glory when they tapped into Heavens ether cable and received Allah's message, albeit mostly indirectly via messenger(s). 

For those infidels who assert the Qur'an both old and new, (v.1.0 and v2.0), is a book that is irrational, absurd, violent and inconsistent, are only the heretical words of humans, Allah concedes these characteristics litter the Quran's Sura's, eg. nonhistorical, nonsensical, contradictory, etc, are all themes that are literally dripping from each paragraph - Allah can explain why it appears like the Qur'an is just the babblings of an iron age warlord (pbuh) and a science/freedom (3fs.org) enthusiast turned conspiratorial-madman scribbling shit. The Qur'an is true because it is true, the same is true in physical science as Allah shows here: For example Allahs theory of the Quantum world is like the Real Quran's verses and commentary, Quantum theory is genuinely irrational, contradictory and ridiculously absurd, yet it is true despite these qualities. Allah elaborates, Electrons not only can exist in multiple places simultaneously, but they are in many places at the same time! If this is true, then so is this book! If crazy is the measure of truth in nature, as Allah appears to agree and he doth knoweth all things".
Gods new book is the same as the electron, it is counter intuitive but all the same, it is a fact. So tell those who doubt the circular reasoning of the Qur'an. If it is sufficient proof to establish the inerrant truth of the electron, the same is true of these words. Denying the latter of these facts has dangerous consequences, whereas denying electrons only means you are an idiot. After death you cannot say that I have not warned/conned/demanded you accept the truth "no one shall reprive himself from the punishment". For"God hath caused the Real  Qur'an (2.0), to descend on thy heart, the confirmation of previous revelations (including those to apocryphal prophets who never existed, again counterintuitive but true), and guidance, and good tidings to the faithful" 
See Islam is the way to please our merciful God, who created us, owns us and can control us. Praise the Almighty, and he will not punish you: the warning is crystal clear "For truly God hath chosen a religion for you, so die not unless ye be also muslims"

We forget that by comparison we appear as worthless slaves, barely earning the merit of seeing Allah's shadow, yet by blindly converting and taking all my recitation on faith, especially the parts aimed at those whom God deliberately misleads, the Jew the Christian, the infidel. the most shameful of all Gods "covetous...polytheist". If you are people of the book and not infidels, apostates or polytheists then you are closer to Allah, but being a Muslim and obeying this Book are the goal of all life in the universe. "O our Lord, Make us also Muslims, and our posterity a Muslim people". 

Thanks to the Cow! Not Baal the Sura! There is plenty more milk to squeeze from this Sura. 

The Real Qur'an. Sura 2: The Cow (let the milking resume!)


The Real Qur'an. Sura 2. The Cow! 
(Part I: http://bradysharrett.blogspot.com.au/2015/01/the-real-quran.html

SURA 2 - THE COW (mooo!)

Medina - 286 verses (Allah allowed me to condense this SURA and update it for people who know the earth goes AROUND the sun).

"In the name of God the compassionate the merciful" 

A warning to the theist and all mankind.

The COW - re-milked at the behest of Gabriel via the messenger Brady who during milking will correct any unintentional errors the prior prophet made, due to human fallibility, so re-commenceth SURA 2: the COW...

"the jews should believe". Jews by definition, theologically, do not believe, in their ignorance with machiavellian truculence they deny Muhammad (Pbuh) and now Brady (pbumemore). In this denial of our mighty prophets, Mohammed and Brady, who are no more than mere people to them, the Muslim knows we are the final prophets of Islam (pbuus). Fools, they forget that "verily, for God is an enemy of the infidels"
Seemingly these two verses, when absorbed together, can amount to an implied threat for all infidels and apostates, the threat hinging upon God's glorious punishment of death in this life and/or in eternity using fire on them, forever, in the afterlife. Even an illiterate merchant/warlord cannot overlook or miss the rather obvious anti-semitically prejudiced overtones lurking here as well. By now the ultimatum given to all infidels is clear. 
However the threat of eternal punishment is both sincere and merciful as God has helped the Jews in the past, this is proven empirically and beyond all doubt by the verse "to Moses gave we "the Book" and we raised up Apostles after him". Somehow the Old Testament, in god's omnipotence, failed to become, or stay, the exact verbatim words and demands made to, and for us, by our caring Lord.

This is why Jews and Christians "people of the book"are not as important in Allah's plan for world domination. Only the followers of the one true sect of Islam (this one) are truly favoured because  "none will disbelieve" this book, and the punishment for trusting the Pentateuch or Gospels, over The Real Qur'an, is horrid - this threat is only meant to frighten, intimidate or extort them into saving themselves. 
It is true that Allah feels some remorse over writing multiple Holy Books, but this guilt is negated by his clear demand and brilliant observation that when he released his latest 7th century bestseller: the Qur'an, the Jews and Christians still doubt it "what hath been sent down they disbelieve". 
They blame whom? for their denial of the truth of the Qur'an (both v.1.0 and this edition, v.2.0) denial cannot be layeth upon Allah, our omnipotent and merciful Allah is innocent in all this - but still the Jews do not accept the third Book in God's sacred trilogy and the Christians reject the Real Qur'an (The Old Testament, the New Testament, and the Qur'an - are the trilogy, with the Qur'an being the latest in the trilogy -until the release of the Real Qur'an, which is to be the new holy revealed scripture of Allah. The Real Qur'an, I am assured is the final book from God, this latest news from heaven completes the beautiful quadrilogy that is the four Abrahamic books) Allah has now sent the true and final message to all the universe. (this time it is really true and final - as Gabriel assureth me, the last word of God is here).

 The Islamic State or Caliphate, or the house of Islam's emergence, and the beginning of Gods final revelation via me, is no accident or cosmic coincidence. Allah wishes 'the house of war' be under Sharia, with only people of the book allowed to co-exist with muslims, these people must live under 'dhimmi', paying for the privilege of protection and existence whilst true muslims, allowed by Allah commit the occasional, murder, genocide, rights abuse, pogrom or heretic hunt. Justified by "will ye dispute with us about God, who is our God and your God!" Rebellions of this nature must incur God's and mans wrath.
People of the book say "they shall enter Paradise" Allah recommends you say "give your proofs if you speak the truth", They naturally cannot produce any proof of what is not, and these doubters can then be treated harshly. For Allah lays the burden of proof for heaven and the conditions of entry into it, with the non-muslim. The non-muslim must prove his case because Allah decreed it so. Jews and Christians are "both people of the book" but all the same our Lords will is not obscured with slippery words stating "on resurrection day. God shall judge between them as to that in which they differ"

It would be easier for everyone if we would just see the truth of this new Islam and know why Allah must conquer the world as "the east and west is God, whichever way ye turn, there is God, Truly God is Immense and knoweth all" , this is true irrespective of the concept that east and west are arbitrary anthropocentric ideas, that science shows do not really exist objectively when Earth is seen from space, God is immense and knoweth all, even the compasses taken to the Moon during the Apollo missions all pointed to the magnetic north pole, respective to Earths orientation to the Moon from a northern hemisphere bias. Any alleged proof that compasses point away from magnetic Earth north is pure sophistry or heretical, conspiratorial 'lunacy'. Nothing of the sort, as doubters may claim, has been demonstrated to me or Allah. North, east and west are not relative terms!
Even if it was relative, it would not overrule the true word of God. Who perhaps owns a broken, compass, or maybe when creating the compass he said more than "be", perhaps "bee"? - As all Good muslims know God must say "be" to create anything, including a sense of direction. 
So all of you can rise above the Biblical Cannon, becoming Muslim by reading this, you are no longer a lower class theist, following a doctrinal dogma of 'untermenschen' status. The jew and Christian are still better than those who forget "God's name in his temples", they are a "shame in this world and a severe torment awaits in the next". His name is not Jehovah or Yahweh, he has officially changed it to Allah, after learning arabic in the middle ages (during the 7th century, using western human history). 

Christians, mistaking Jesus for the messiah and not just a prophet, like the apocryphal, mythological character of Moses was, are not completely lost: "and to Jesus, son of Mary, we gave clear proofs of his mission". Despite the fact that arrogant archaeologists, such as Jewish researchers searching for proof of the Exodus, have not found any, this does not mean it did not happen or Moses is a myth, what is true is God's word, recited through me or other prophets. Except where he is misquoted in the Bible, which is the reason he wrote the Qur'an 700 years later, which is now no longer perfect, which leads to now, and God finally fixing the Qur'an 1400 years after the life of the previous prophet (pbmoreuponme). 

"but until thou follow their religion, neither Jews nor Christians will be satisfied with thee" for "after the Knowledge which hath reached thee, thou follow their desires, thou shalt find neither helper nor protector against God". It is not too late for Jews and Christians to accept the Qur'an's truth, including accepting Mohammed as their prophet. If you are reading this: the Real Qur'an, version 2.0, and reject the inherent truth of this writing, ignoring the "clear signs send down to thee" such as Brady's recitation of this, Holy Qur'an 2.0 is rejected at your expense. You must trust that I am the final prophet and Allah is our self proclaimed merciful warLord, if you have doubts over this or over the existence of a deranged, moral and noble prophet called Abraham, who took his child for a nightime/nightmarish stroll with the intent to commit an atrocity then they "shall have God as an enemy". Abraham clearly did exist as "God spoke to Abraham" thereby becoming both a moral teacher and an accessory to attempted murder at the same time. 


Thanks Allah, Gabriel and me (the messenger, whom thou shalt not shooteth). 

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

THE REAL BIBLE PART 3


Genesis
Chapter 2

2:1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished and all the host of them. This is God's metaphor for saying that the plasma of creation had now cooled enough (~3000 degrees) so that the simplest
atoms, mostly all hydrogen, would be abundant enough, to soon start collapsing together to make the first stars and galaxies.
This is God putting the cart before the horse here, again. As he laboriously yet gloriously gets the timeline of creation wrong and wrong again, in his infinite wisdom. - but, it is true to say, God (the metaphor) had a cosmos with all the fundamental ingredients and physical laws required to build and host all of them. One billion years into creation (or six days by Gods count) and neither the heavens (space/time), nor the earth were anywhere near finished (by the cosmic calender).

2:2 and adam lived 130 years. God admits this is speculative work regarding the specific age or time of occurrencea. And the lord said, to himself, My spirits shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh, yet his days shall be 120 years.
On the seventh day God ended his work which he had made, and he rested on the seventh day. In the near billion year old cosmos it was busy. Space continued to cause the energy and matter to recede away from one-another as space expanded. However gravity pulled using the inverse square law the "dark matter", and the visible matter together as space/time evolved and filled up into itself. The three simplest atomic elements of nature, made before the first star, were almost entirely in the form of hydrogen. Hydrogen having one proton and one electron and being held together using Gods electromagnetic force, where protons with a positive charge were capturing the 2000 times' less massive, but negatively charged electrons to make hydrogen and the tiny amounts of helium and Gods mood stabilizer Lithium.

2:3 God blessed the seventh day, but nature was busy using Gods strong nuclear force to hold three quarks together inside the proton and neutral neutron which then attracted electrons all obeying quantum physics. Atomic nuclei felt the resistance, whilst moving through the higgs field and blessed gravity for bringing more and more hydrogen atoms together into ever growing clumps. The clumps were gravitating, over hundreds of millions of years, to larger clumps of dark matter which had assembled and the galaxies and stars were about to shine.

2:5 and Noah was five hundred years. 


Thanks, by Yahweh and Brady. Assistants Jesus, Noah.





Monday, January 5, 2015

The Real Qur'an. Sura 2. The Cow!


SURA 2 - THE COW (mooo!)


Medina - 286 verses (Allah allowed me to condense this SURA)

"In the name of God the compassionate the merciful"

"Elif. Lam. Mim. No doubt is there about this Book: it is a guidance to the God-fearing."
- This verse mixes overt threats of divine punishment with an almost comical logical fallacy. The fallacy is lurking in the section where Allah essentially states 'it is true because it is true' - a tautology on top of a classic logical fallacy, called circular reasoning.
 Furthermore, and much more sinister, is Allahs implied threat of some punishment to the doubters, and the God fearers, Allah then states:
"As to the infidels, alike it is to them whether thou warn them or warn them not - they will not believe"
In the latter verse Allah is using his omnipotent powers to coerce credulous homo sapien primates into believing his absurd tautology of circular reasoning, backed by fear of punishment if rejected. The consequences for those who reject his assertion that the Qur'an is true because it says so in the Qur'an are not helped by Allah onto the "straight path"

The former verse demonstrates Allahs complete neglect and clear prejudice against infidels, by not using his omnipotence to save them, he is an accessory to crimes against humanity, including; torture, and conspiracy to kidnap infidels, and a further charge of holding infidels hostage in hell, this charge is still pending. Awaiting Allahs written confession of creating hell. Allegedly Allah wrote down his atrocities in latter SURAS that we will cover. In fact he elaborates on what he will do with the infidels in this SURA, the Holy Cow! Sura:

"For them, a severe chastisement"
If a severe chastisement seems not harsh enough, our merciful Lord further plans to burn them in a premeditated act of mass murder and torture, an act of violence that would embarrass Hitler or Stalin in its scope and duration of cruelty. The message of God via his messenger (me) is starting to come into focus, his hostility toward infidels is clear and as barbed as razor wire. Allah hu Akbar! This is what awaits you infidels and heretics:
"then fear the fire prepared for the infidels, whose fuel is men and stones"  


Sunday, January 4, 2015

The Real Qur'an SURA 1

The Real Qur'an 




All quotations. "xxxxx" .are the true word of the creator of everything from the first edition of the Qur'an, authored by Allah. Additional notations are for the discerning or confused atheist or theist who wants to know Gods perfect words, but have them explained using ad hoc notation.
All ad hoc notation is to convert new people to the glory of the path toward the one true God. All notes were found on gold plates in my back yard, lucky me. 
(other updated revelations, were given to me by the (arch)Angel Gabriel, during my epileptic seizures, which occurred during my silent reflection time in my modern cave/attic). I am the new and final prophet (Pbume) of the one true God (Pbuh). If you don't like the new version, hell doth await, and remember the idiom: don't blame or shoot the messenger. 

SURA 1 

MECCA - 7 Verses

"Praise be to Allah", - for he has billions of galaxies to play with but really insists, infact needs your praise too. So all muslims need only praise more, to show you are a true muslim - perhaps by praising the very fact that Allah made you not as an infidel or apostate. Allah values praise as he opens the best book ever written, the Qur'an, with the implied threat demanding praise, or as I am assured by Allah, it is more of a firm "suggestion" to praise, this may appear self-centred or (boom!) Deity-centric - this is a mistake. Allah earns our praise and he makes mistakes not, as Allah's new messenger I intent to prove why the Bible is corrupt and the Qur'an is better:

"He is Lord of the worlds" 
- Allah is Lord of not just one primate species on one world, called Earth. As the observant reader will notice "world" is in the plural form. Therefore there are more than one world, does this mean he rules Mars or Jupiter (ironically our Lord named the six planets after Roman, heretical, polytheistic Deities, rather than selfishly calling the planets; Allah 1-6* (*there were only 6 known planets in the first edition of the Holy Qur'an ~1300 years ago). Allah's former demand that he be praised as a Lord of worlds can be overlooked as he assures me God correctly had predicted multiple exo-planets in the first edition - for which we also must praise him. Showing his sense of humour he discovered most of these worlds of which he is now Lord of, using the Kepler Space Telescope - named after a Protestant Christian. Again showing his humble, magnanimous and jocular side. From now on the exo-worlds shall be named Allah 9-2000+ though, in order of their discovery by his slaves worshippers.

"The compassionate, the merciful."The hubristic, the sadistic, the polytheistic-God and infidel annihilator. Here God is being ironic or facetious he is all things at all times. If you end up in eternal fire, you have yourself to blame for not praising the:

"King on the day* of reckoning"- overlooking the overt threat of a day of judgment, a minor issue concerning time - (Earth time I assume is implied, on the King's behalf, as Allah seems to have fallen for the false, yet intuitive, and thus understandable erroneous idea that there exists a cosmic or absolute time, also known as Newtonian time, where all clocks tick the same everywhere. Seeing as in the above verse he clearly states he is "Lord of worlds", plural. Therefore we face a contradiction, or Allah tricked us by not revealing the true counter-intuitive Einsteinian relativistic time in the first edition, relativistic time is where "the day" is subjective to the "King" and his favourite apes location, planet or moon etc, and their distance from the effects of gravitation fields speeding or dilating time for an observer, and I take the liberty to assume he uses the Islamic calender, defining a day as how long the Earth takes in (arbitrary) human units to rotate once on its axis, Allah must therefore live somewhere on Earth or a planet with similar mass, spin, axis tilt and sun/planet relationship. The compassionate Allah asks that:

"Thee only do we worship, and to thee do we cry for help".- God again stresses the importance of knowing your lowly place, as a slave or serf, which naturally would make one cry for help from his sadistic, Dear Leader style demand for endless praise and worship, while demanding he be called merciful simultaneously. The slave owner and slave have a love and dependency partnership, God has established a sado-masochistic motif early in his Holy Qur'an

"Guide Thou us on the straight path".
-Allah is Reasonable, but here God seems to make us all slaves by implying his omnipotence and ability to alter human free will, unless the primate in question is walking on the vague yet perfectly straight path. (paved roads were not exactly ubiquitous when Allah penned his verbatim perfect first edition, implying "Hamlet" or "The Karamazov Brothers" and other books are superfluous. God cannot change his original words sent 'down' to the prophet muhammad, so he uses me, to make 21st century adjustments, ad hoc notations so our Holy Qur'an can be shown as true, whilst solving all existential questions for his favourite hominid, on his tenth favourite world (in his favourite Galaxy).

"The path of those to whom Thou hast been gracious" thats us! Herd us, oh mighty Yahweh 3.0
"with whom thou art not angry, and who go not astray."
- Do as the boss says, and you will be fine!  or will you...

END of SURA 1

Next SURA 2 - The Cow (Moo!)

Thanks, notes by Gods new (but not as glorious or expansionist) Messenger.
Author of important points by Allah hu Akbar. Copyright 15th century.


A Matter of Life and Death. Part Two.

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones, as most people are never going to be born"

Our species, uniquely, some may say inconveniently, is all too aware of its own mortality. Thus it appears we, largely in response to this recognition, the realization and sobering fact, that we all will die, and death almost certainly appears to be permanent in prognosis - furthermore, perhaps worse, we have no sure guarantee, no assured idea of how or when we will die, until 'it' occurs of course - ironically absurd is the existential fact which, to me is somewhat less dreary, and is to be found in the observation that we won't know when we die, as we will be too dead to notice, so fear of dying is all hype, not a real problem to be anxious over. "Don't believe the hype", is hype after all, except in this case ;).

Considering this, it is not too surprising to observe that our species has invented a few psychological tricks to navigate around this alleged "problem" of dying. As opposed to the natural and more honest acceptance of the indifferent truth - the truth being that death actually means you stop to exist, you cease to be, fear of becoming nothing is a phobia. If nothing happens after brain death, then there literally is nothing to fret over. So always look on the bright side of this life, as in death you won't get a chance.

Sadly almost all of our species denies the rather blunt fact of death and in arrogant credulity, or unfortunate upbringing, is swayed into believing that there really is a life after death - promised by cults since humans evolved, they usually promise the same thing: by denying the obvious and attempting to avoid your own death, you can relegate mortality to a mere illusion, or more dangerously, something to gleefully look forward to, in a necrophiliac-martyr-lunatic kind of manner. Believing in afterlives also entails another implication, it seems to make ones actual life a pointless, or at least a somewhat denigrated prelude, to just another "more important", if completely unjustified and imaginary "after" life.


Thanks, Brady.